A Different Street

by Satchel Pooch

How’s that bathtub-drowning project going? A serious threat to American health, and all you can do is flail:

The government bungled the salmonella outbreak probe so badly, a House committee chairman said Thursday, that federal investigators reminded him of Keystone Kops. A colleague hoped the maligned tomato can get its good name back.

Shoot, I hope that the American government can get its good name back, after we fumigate these worthless ideologues the hell out of here.

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