A Different Street

by Satchel Pooch

Archive for the '1001 Ways to Kick Your Own Ass' Category

#603 in a series

Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008

1001 Ways to Kick Your Own Ass, #603:
Presume the universe will meet your expectations.
Get mad when it doesn’t.

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#602 in a series

Monday, December 1st, 2008

1001 Ways to Kick Your Own Ass, #602:
Stop believing that growth is possible.

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#601 in a series

Saturday, September 20th, 2008

1001 Ways to Kick Your Own Ass, #601:
Stare at a cherry tomato plant for two weeks, wondering why the tomatoes refuse to turn red.
Forget that it’s an orange cherry tomato plant.

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My autobiography

Tuesday, September 16th, 2008

This morning I decided that my autobiography should be titled “1001 Ways to Kick Your Own Ass,” and I’m inaugurating a series on this topic here at A Different Street.
Somewhat arbitrarily, I’ll start with
#600:  Volunteer as a parent coordinator for the school Lego Robotics team (thus ensuring your child one of the limited number of [...]

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